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Breeders

Breeders

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Rating: 3 stars
Summary: Amateurish but guiltily entertaining sci-fi horror.
Review: Cheesy and badly acted, but really amusing sci-fi/horror flick about an alien running loose and impregnating women. This 77-minute feature is mostly an excuse to show a lot of nudity, and it's probably because of the major abundance of T&A (especially from the very sexy Frances Raines) that this is as fun a movie to watch as it is. Hilariously awful acting from Teresa Farley as the doctor.
** 1/2 out of *****

Rating: 3 stars
Summary: Tried to be Scary, Wound up Funny
Review: Every once in a while I see a film that convinces me there are film makers out there trying to emulate Ed Wood. Breeders is one such film. An alien life form arrives on Earth and begins to try and reproduce and thus take over the planet before moving on.

In order for the reproduction to be successful the alien is looking for healthy virgins. Loss of virginity opens the door to too many potential health risks that will inhibit the birth of new aliens. police detective teams up with a doctor to try and trace who is attacking women in New York City.

Near the end of the movie the creatures victims begin to disappear. The trail leads below the Empire State Building where the creature has a nest. There the women bathe in white goo. The doctor and detective come up with a plan and, with the help of some drunk public works employees, eliminate the alien threat.

This film is full of all of the bad things that make a movie good. These include, but are not limited to, really bad acting, bad writing, inattention paid to whether the scene is day or night and other strange details. If you happen to like really bad movie in the Ed Wood vein then you might want to take a look at this one. It is so bad it is hilarious.

Rating: 3 stars
Summary: Tried to be Scary, Wound up Funny
Review: Every once in a while I see a film that convinces me there are film makers out there trying to emulate Ed Wood. Breeders is one such film. An alien life form arrives on Earth and begins to try and reproduce and thus take over the planet before moving on.

In order for the reproduction to be successful the alien is looking for healthy virgins. Loss of virginity opens the door to too many potential health risks that will inhibit the birth of new aliens. police detective teams up with a doctor to try and trace who is attacking women in New York City.

Near the end of the movie the creatures victims begin to disappear. The trail leads below the Empire State Building where the creature has a nest. There the women bathe in white goo. The doctor and detective come up with a plan and, with the help of some drunk public works employees, eliminate the alien threat.

This film is full of all of the bad things that make a movie good. These include, but are not limited to, really bad acting, bad writing, inattention paid to whether the scene is day or night and other strange details. If you happen to like really bad movie in the Ed Wood vein then you might want to take a look at this one. It is so bad it is hilarious.

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: What is this?!
Review: Good lord... who ever thought of making this movie? Talk about boring and just plain bad. I'm a huge fan of no-budget "b", or even "z" movies, but there's just no excuse for this tripe. The acting has to be some of the worst EVER, especially Teresa Farley - yikes!There's absolutely no emotion from these people. And the monster... you get such a quick glimpse of it at the very end you can only tell it's a man in a bad rubber suit, which looks more like a halloween mask and a garbage bag. The rest of the movie is just no-reason-for-them-to-be naked girls screaming at the shadow of the monster. Save your money and get a shot-on-video movie with some attempt at creativity instead.

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: Let's hope it never BREEDS more
Review: Good lord... who ever thought of making this movie? Talk about boring and just plain bad. I'm a huge fan of no-budget "b", or even "z" movies, but there's just no excuse for this tripe. The acting has to be some of the worst EVER, especially Teresa Farley - yikes!There's absolutely no emotion from these people. And the monster... you get such a quick glimpse of it at the very end you can only tell it's a man in a bad rubber suit, which looks more like a halloween mask and a garbage bag. The rest of the movie is just no-reason-for-them-to-be naked girls screaming at the shadow of the monster. Save your money and get a shot-on-video movie with some attempt at creativity instead.

Rating: 4 stars
Summary: Pretty Women and an Evil Sponge
Review: I have not seen this movie since fifteen years ago in Lawrence, Kansas, but I still remember the scene where the gay cameraman turns into the monster. The lovely and shapely young coke-snorting model does a marvelous ten-minute exercise routine sans clothes and then gets knocked down and raped by the giant sponge-window cleaning device the cameraman has turned into. Later a zaftig blonde gets up out of her hospital bed (unclothed) and walks down the hallway and walks up and down steps and into some industrial basement and into a hot tub, where all the alien-impregnated young mothers hang out. There's also a long phone call from a young woman to her worried mother assuring her she's safe in NYC. She then strips and gets attacked while taking a shower. The movie avoids all dramatic, horrific, comic, and romantic cliches because it basically has no plot and no story, just a giant wet sponge that attacks very pretty naked young women. This film is so irrational, incompetent and inspired it could be the long-wished for sequel to Humanoids From the Deep.

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: Why did I even bother
Review: I should of known better after picking up and reading the back. It just screamed cheesyness and poor production values. Yet I went ahead and viewed it anyways and here is the result.

This movie is Garbage.

THe idea behind breeders is that these giant fly like creatures are in New York City on the sole purpose of impreginating Human Female Virgins. In the course of the movie with the exception of the first victim all of them get naked before the creatures arrive, in fact on is doing stretching exercises in the nude before the creature shows up. What were they expecting these things or do all female virgins roam around the house, work, general vacinity in the nude when no one is around. Any way a police detective and Doctor decide to investigate and in the end they find the girls again swimming around naked in lotion. Overall there are a lot of naked women to a bad 80's sci fi movie. This should not be viewed by anyone.

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: Why did I even bother
Review: I should of known better after picking up and reading the back. It just screamed cheesyness and poor production values. Yet I went ahead and viewed it anyways and here is the result.

This movie is Garbage.

THe idea behind breeders is that these giant fly like creatures are in New York City on the sole purpose of impreginating Human Female Virgins. In the course of the movie with the exception of the first victim all of them get naked before the creatures arrive, in fact on is doing stretching exercises in the nude before the creature shows up. What were they expecting these things or do all female virgins roam around the house, work, general vacinity in the nude when no one is around. Any way a police detective and Doctor decide to investigate and in the end they find the girls again swimming around naked in lotion. Overall there are a lot of naked women to a bad 80's sci fi movie. This should not be viewed by anyone.

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: Low buget horror joke
Review: I started watching this movie and realized that it really sucked bad. I did not even finish watching the flick. Ugly movie with teribble actors. Skip it.

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: Low buget horror joke
Review: I started watching this movie and realized that it really sucked bad. I did not even finish watching the flick. Ugly movie with teribble actors. Skip it.


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