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Femalien

Femalien

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Rating: 5 stars
Summary: Simply the Best, in my humble opinion... :o)
Review: As an adult female that never ever considered purchasing a movie of this sort before, I must say that I really enjoyed it (I'm glad that I did).
My goodness, the female lead is beyond words.
Not that I've ever thought of another female in that way before (I might just change my mind).
So far, I've purchased and viewed 2 other Surrender Cinema movies, they were great, as well.
But, I must say 1 particular scene in this movie made me a convert, it did.
All in all, I'm really glad that I purchased it.

This review pertains to the 'Director's Unedited Cut' version, on DVD.

Rating: 2 stars
Summary: Nil Science Fiction, Strong Sexual Content
Review: Because this video in unrated and carries no warning in the information area I feel shoppers should be aware that this by all rights a soft core porn film with strong sexual content and little science fiction. I bought the VHS version from another source expecting the sort of movie "Roger Corman Presents" might sponsor, something along the lines of "Species" or Amanda & the Alien. While more in the vein of the latter the sci-fi part, {or any other technology for that matter}, is limited to a few teleportations via telekinesis and some aura/emotion melding. The movie is probably 60% by time made of sexual contact. Technically the movie is suprisingly well made for the genera. It is shot on film {not video tape}. The scenery is professionally done and the acting level reaches that of daytime soap operas. The sound quality is not bad. So the technical qualities are there to be transfered to DVD, just beware of the content.

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: Save your money!! A Cheap Stinko!!
Review: Big disappointment. During the simulated unsexy sex scenes the sound track changes to some awful detached music that kills the mood. The main charactor isn't even that good looking. You want "HOT STUFF"? Then check out (the unedited or Unrated versions of)
Emmanuelle, Emmanuelle 2, Dessert Hearts (the hottest lesbian scene ever made), Butterflies Are Free, Tender Cousins (the french language version), Carried Away, Lured Innocence. That's the "A" list of erotica. Warning don't view more than one of these at a time, they'll melt your VCR.

Rating: 3 stars
Summary: Sexy star who goes looking for earthly love.
Review: Bought movie because the cover was sexy and was being sold for 3.99. Best 4 bucks I've spent in a while. Sci-fi bufs should watch for a change of pace. The star is beautiful and spends a lot of time learning about what earth sex is all about, most of it with her in various sexy poses. A cool, sexy surprise.

Rating: 5 stars
Summary: Danger Will Robinson ... This one is HOT!
Review: Easily Surrender Cinema's All-Time Title. It has everything guys like me want to see to excess--thin storyline, and great-looking, surgically-altered women. The story revolves around Kira, played by Vanesa Talor, who I might add, is the most beautiful woman on the face of this earth. After viewing this movie with my wife (a former Miss South Carolina), she purred, "I've never thought about another woman sexually, until now." In fact, she has even allowed me to extend an invitation to Vanesa for a night of unbridled passion (I'm still waiting for her to respond.) The scene that did it for my wife was the one with her and Jacqueline Lovell (a real cutey). This scene was as close to XXX as you can get. It should not be missed! Throughout the entire film, the sex was intense, the girls were mind-numbingly hot, and the story, although thin, was fun. Don't rent this film ... Buy it. Buy it now, but buy the unrated version.

Rating: 3 stars
Summary: Femalien - Pretty Good Title
Review: FEMALIEN has a pretty decent plot, great looking women and pretty good softcore action. It's mainly about an female alien "Tara"(Venesa Taylor) who comes to earth to study human sexuality. She observes and participates with both genders of the human species from one on one action to orgies. The lead actress Taylor (Tara) is very attractive and buxom in a "girl-next-door" sort of way and comes off very sweet and good-natured. In fact, all the women come off that way in this movie which was the most notable aspect of the female characters. A pretty decent soft adult film fare with a slight plot hovering over all the writhing flesh!!

Rating: 4 stars
Summary: An erotic blast thanks to Venesa Talor.
Review: Femalien is probably among the most famous softcore movies to date, thanks to its undeniably campy premise and graphic sex. I don't know, softcore films usually bore me, but there are exceptions (like The Erotic Witch Project, The Alien Files, Casting Couch) and this is one of them.

Part of the reason's got to be the silly sci-fi premise, which is about a female alien (get it, femalien?!) who comes to Earth to observe humans engage in sexual interaction. By that alone, this softcore film has more plot than three average late-night cable flicks combined. So, basically, the movie doesn't consist of much more than 90 minutes of this femalien (played by Venesa Talor), calling herself Kara in a hilariously dumb scene, watching people have sex while getting off on it, even occasionally joining in on the fun. Well, okay, there is the subplot with the chick named Sun (Jacqueline Lovell) who owns a diner that's about to be shut down by a guy who owns a massaging company, but it pretty much exists only as a set-up for Talor and Lovell to get it on.

Femalien has a pretty decent sense of humor, which also places it above most films of its kind. Yeah, the jokes are awful, but they have a unique anti-charm that works in its favor (and Venesa Talor is so gosh-darned gorgeous, you can't help but get sucked in by her character's naivete).

There are numerous sex scenes in this film, so I'll give a rundown of the highlights. Let's see, there's the photoshoot segment, which is actually probably the film's highlight. Whoever the actress is playing the other part of this coupling during this scene, I'd like to know her name. Simply put, she's hot. The other standouts include Venesa Talor's two love scenes, there's the superior one with the guy in the diner and another very graphic one with Jacqueline Lovell, which is so graphic, I could almost swear they were really going at it. Nice.

Performances are mostly really bad, though Venesa Talor, in a campy B-movie way, excels as the hottie alien. It's got to be the naive way she approaches every situation, which isn't too unlike Starman, but come on, she's easier on the eyes than Jeff Bridges. Okay, that's an understatement, considering she's one of the sexiest women I've ever seen. Yeah, she's had work done on her (now very large) breasts, but I for one think they look great and at any rate, are far more of a turn on than the ludicrous basketballs on Shauna O'Brien's chest.

Femalien sure isn't a good movie, not by a long shot, but it's an enjoyably silly one that can be easy to take thanks to non-stop sex and nudity. There's also a sequel, but I have yet to see the uncut version of it (which sort of defeats the purpose of watching softcore).
[three and a] 1/2 out of [five stars]

Rating: 5 stars
Summary: softcore classic.
Review: Femalien works mostly because of Venesa Taylor, who's simply one of the HOTTEST women I've ever seen. The other standout would be Holly Cat, who gets in a great scene during a photo shoot. The sex is titillating, the women are lovely, and Venesa Taylor is breathtakingly gorgeous.

Rating: 4 stars
Summary: Worth four stars just for Jacqueline Lovell!
Review: Five years after its release, this film and "Virtual Encounters" remain the best features ever from the good folks at Surrender Cinema. What do the two flicks have in common, you say? Well, besides the usual (some great looking women and lots of hot soft-core action), both films feature the truly lovely Jacqueline Lovell (aka Sara St. James). Her love scene with Venesa Taylor near the end of the movie is one of the best girl-girl encounters ever filmed (I'm talking the unrated version here, natch), probably because Jackie is really into other women. But most important, she is one really gorgeous woman, with an absolutely superb all-natural body, and she can actually act too! This film is a "can't miss" for Jackie's fans, and if you're not one already, this film should do the trick!

Rating: 4 stars
Summary: Worth four stars just for Jacqueline Lovell!
Review: Five years after its release, this film and "Virtual Encounters" remain the best features ever from the good folks at Surrender Cinema. What do the two flicks have in common, you say? Well, besides the usual (some great looking women and lots of hot soft-core action), both films feature the truly lovely Jacqueline Lovell (aka Sara St. James). Her love scene with Venesa Taylor near the end of the movie is one of the best girl-girl encounters ever filmed (I'm talking the unrated version here, natch), probably because Jackie is really into other women. But most important, she is one really gorgeous woman, with an absolutely superb all-natural body, and she can actually act too! This film is a "can't miss" for Jackie's fans, and if you're not one already, this film should do the trick!


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