Ultimate Jordan

Rating:
Summary: Pennies per dunk!
Review: You can't beat the price -- this disc set costs less than a six pack of Hanes, a twelve pack of Gatorade, a few Big Macs, a case of batteries, a 60 day phone service package, 3 pairs of Nike shoelaces, or two weeks of sweatshop labor. (I have most of these collectibles!!!) Bonus -- when I watch Jordon play, associations are so strong I keep thinking about the products he endorsed! And how about the footage of Jordon raising his fist at the Olympics... uh, hanging a flag over his shoulder... to cover the Reebok logo on his sweatsuit. And the dunks are awesome, with the reaction of accountants in the first ten rows adding to the excitement! Is it just me, or does Jordon have a hard time defending to his left? One can imagine posting him up down low. Get me the pill in the paint... fake right, pivot LEFT... Dr. Funkenstein takin' IT to THE RACK!!! Oh jeez, something went. Something went. My back... and I think I tore one of my piercings.