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Ankle Biters

Ankle Biters

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Rating: 3 stars
Summary: HILARIOUSLY BAD!
Review: "it'll either kill him, or make him a helluva lot stronger..."
My favorite line! Ha, if you enjoy mocking bad movies, this will give you plenty of material-- i won a 'Bad Movie Contest' with this one.

Rating: 4 stars
Summary: vampire dwarfs
Review: couldn't help but laugh through most of this film, very funny and entertaining flick. movie is pretty much about a team of dwarf vampires wrecking havoc. must see to believe. as stupid as it sounds the movie has a pretty cool story and clever dialogue. pretty darn good for a low budget film. no suspense or anything but plenty of fun to be had here.

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: one tall order of crap
Review: halfway through this steaming 3 foot poo-pile, we turned on the lights, my girlfriend went to check her e-mail, and i went to get food--without pausing the movie. writer, director, star adam m. is a thief. he stole the idea for this "film" as well as my time. the redneck dwarfs are unintelligible, and who knew one can execute a backflip to avoid being shot by an arrow? i would've given this movie 2 stars if the cast would've been british, but as it stands it gets 1 star for having a deceptively attractive dvd case.

Rating: 5 stars
Summary: Possibly the greatest film achievement in cinema history
Review: I have to say I wasn't expecting much when I rented this movie, but after watching it, I was overwhelmed by what I experienced. Never has a motion picture moved and inspired me more than Ankle Biters. I can't begin to put into words the awe-inspiring acting, screenplay, cinematography, and special effects that is Ankle Biters. For the entire length of the film, I sat on the edge on my seat in anticipation of what would happen next. This unprecedented movie experience left me wondering how on earth this wasn't an Oscar nominee. Even if the film was overlooked for a Best Picture nomination, the acting of Adam Minarovich certainly should have been worthy of an Oscar. This movie ranks right up there with Gone With the Wind, Casablanca, The Godfather, and The Lord of the Rings. To see this movie is to be taken on an emotional rollercoaster unparallel to anything ever created in cinema. This is quite possibly the greatest cinematic achievement the world will ever experience.

Rating: 3 stars
Summary: Really bad, but hilarious
Review: I only rented this movie to laugh at how bad I knew it was going to be. And yes, it was very bad, but I was laughing throughout the whole thing. The movie was about a group of dwarf vampires who attack the ankles. As they say in the movie, they're "3 feet tall with 2 inch fangs and an undying thirst for blood." Haha. Only see this if you want to laugh at a corny, low-budget film and not for serious purposes.

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: my god
Review: Its... like a [...]... its so badly done... you cant understand a word that is said because the sound is so bad, sometimes so quiet you just hear a faint murmmrmmummum sound. Its like a really REALLY badly made [...], without the sex.

AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET AN 18 CERT? It doesnt even have any special FX, barely even blood! they must have stretched their budget to 5 blood capsules for the whole film.
IN FACT, HOW DID IT EVEN GET PUBLISHED!?!?!? ITS SO BAD, YOU CANT LAUGH. ITS THAT BAD.

Rating: 5 stars
Summary: Greatest. Movie. Ever.
Review: My friends and I rented this a few weeks ago from our local convenience store. It's shot with a handycam, the actors are terrible, and the plot and direction are senseless... and this movie is still fantastic. From start to finish, we couldn't stop laughing. It's so terrible that it's hillarious. The opening scence with the vampire POV shots is second only to the amazing stunt. Yes, stunt. Some dude flips onto a fence for no reason, then backflips off it for no reason. Buy or rent this movie, it's the funniest piece of film ever.

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: absolute garbage
Review: my god could have done better with a pin hole camera ,exposed useless film from 1846 would have flatterd this unbeleivable crap . bring back jail for offenders as its in your face that this was made by u r care in the community, sorry but any idiot w a camera could have made this with his not so talented friends{challenged}prob bettter let my 2yearold nephew lose wi the nae money budget , this is the worst film i have ever seen or gonna ,dont go near burn it ,let the ankle biters free.,,,,,wish i had the stamina to watch the end , but got rid as soon as poss...

The fact that the storey takes off wae a bunch of midget vamps, makes this movie seem interesting. This quickly deteriates into the midgets attempting to kill the only "human sized" vampire left by using a possessed sword with the blood of another large vampire(i couldna understand either,,sorry!!!!)to turn humans into vamps. with the help from his midget sidekick the "good guy" attempts to rid the midgets and there pesky antics. Dont ask how it ends; the poor filming, fighting being aided by those getting beaten. i only got 10 mins into it and returned it the next day. Possible nitemares if watched, not of being scared of vamps, but the fact that this was actually put onto dvd.
Must be avoided at all costs the director, actor, publisher, writer, and all other positions(same person) desevres 10out of10 for effort to create the first ever one man movie but 0 for success!!!!!

Do not be silly enough to watch or buy, i was and wont live it down!!!

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: BLOODY BAD MOVIE
Review: This is like watching a home movie made by a couple of guys who meet in a bar and throw their 200 dollars together and make what is supposed to be a movie. Yuck! Repulsive. Redundant. Horrible performances, script and direction. You can tell from the opening you're in for a trash ride. Not even a great "B" movie. This movie as the vampires would say sux!!!

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: three feet of crap, 2 hours wasted
Review: This movie isn't worth the time it takes to watch it, and I LIKE crappy movies like this. It's all a rip-off of Blade, with a couple of midgets. Unwatchable even with beer, I only give any stars because you have to applaud the fact that they actualy got the thing made.


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