The Little Goat (Random House Picture Book)

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Summary: Captivatilizing!
Review: I couldn't put this book down when it was readed to me!


George W. Bush ("W")

Rating:
Summary: The most riveting 7 minutes of my life.
Review: I have never read a book that had so much history attached to it in my life. I felt like I could lead the world. During the time I read it, I was talked to by someone, and it knocked me off my concentration for at least 7 minutes. I felt so helpless! It was like the whole world was looking at me and I was hit by the stupid stick.

Rating:
Summary: It was All the Goat's Fault
Review: Unfortunately it wasn't until the sequel that we finally discover that it was the Goat that ate all the WMDs before we could find them.

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Summary: The Goat in Question
Review: Was there a pet goat? Sure - we can say it was there. Can we say
the book held a grown man's attention during a time of crisis? Who's to say - could be - it's possible. Will the pet goat chew a can? Sure,why not - it's a goat right? Is the book good enough to hold the average 7 year-old's attention? It's been known to. Do we know for certain? We don't know. You're going to be told lots of things about a this pet goat. It's going to be printed and repeated. Are these things true about the pet goat? We know that they are being printed and that they are being repeated. Yes they are true.

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Rating:
Summary: I SPENT 7 WHOLE MINUTES READING IT!
Review: While my country was under attack, this book had me hypnotized.

-George