Finger Flix #1 Gee, Thanks!

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Summary: Saten Would Be Proud
Review: As a Christian American, I felt it was my duty to write this review and save the Children of Amrica from this foul Tongue of Saten. For surely, as God In His Most High Made Little Green Apples, the Finger of Saten is Alive and At Work in this Book. As we read in Jedediah 14:28-29, "For God Thy Most Holy Gaveth Thee A Thumb, and not for Going In Thy Nose Did God Give Thee A Thumb, but for Thumbing Through His Most Holy works... For If The Lord Jesus had Wanted His Lambs to read Flip Books he would have given his Most Blessed Lambs An Extra Thumb, with a Sort of Bridgework attachment, foreth to make his children do so that much easier."
There's more but I must tell you that All Good Christians Should buy this book so as to make it easier to burn, and having done that, they should buy another, and burn it too. And then, having done this 666 times, those children of the lord should take those ashes and use them to line a catbox. And after the cat has done his most-righteous duty on those ashes, they should be taken out and sodden in the country in a green meadow where the boiled bones of mice should be scattered with them to the four winds, as it directs in Ebeneezer 14:2-6. Forsooth, it so sayeth the lord. May Gourd Bless.