Official Guide to Wine Snobbery

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Summary: No beer chasers next time, if invited
Review: I bought this fantastic guide after my recent disgrace at the local wine club when I over-did it on the neck-oil and apparently bored everyone by coming out with the same laboured spit-or-swallow innuendo with every single one of the 14 wines we tasted. My wife tells me I was the only one who felt that the joke just got better and better.