Nika Hazelton's Pasta Cookbook

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Summary: something is frying in the oven.......hopefully Nika!
Review: Basically, to sum it up in four words, this is the worst book in the entire world. its called a cookbook, so i though it would have food in it, but it has these weird recipes which murder innocent parrots, spray paint dogs, and do the macarena! What the hell! If you want to read a GOOD book, read What Happened to Henry. Oh yeh, and if you want some advice, whatever you do, DONT Go INTO THE BASEMENT! JItkis will be there to suck your blood! He did it to me, and my blood turned into pasta! thats the only recipe in this damn book!

Rating:
Summary: something is frying in the oven.......hopefully Nika!
Review: Basically, to sum it up in four words, this is the worst book in the entire world. its called a cookbook, so i though it would have food in it, but it has these weird recipes which murder innocent parrots, spray paint dogs, and do the macarena! What the hell! If you want to read a GOOD book, read What Happened to Henry. Oh yeh, and if you want some advice, whatever you do, DONT Go INTO THE BASEMENT! JItkis will be there to suck your blood! He did it to me, and my blood turned into pasta! thats the only recipe in this damn book!

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Summary: Yummmmmmmmmm...........................................Nika
Review: This is the absolute worst cook book since the dawn of time. Any book that has the word Nika in it should be destroyed. The recipes are so unclear. It said put 2 cups of sugar and 3 eggs. It didn't said get rid of the shells. When I let my parrot taste it before I ate it he died. It's all your fault Nika Hazelton!!! Also when it says beat the eggs it doesn't give u any advice on what weapon to use. I used a crowbar but I missed and killed my dog. NOw he's dead cause of this book. If you were dumb enough to buy this book your I.Q is 2 or your name is Nika. Basically this book sucks and so does Nika. I miss my dog and parrot. Don't buy this book.

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Summary: It tastes almost as good as Nika!!!
Review: This is the best book ever. Be careful to put it behind bars because you might try to eat it. My girlfriends name is Nika and she couldn't jump. But then I bought her a random cookbook with her name in it and she learned how to spray paint a dog. Now my dog is black! If you want to learn how to spray paint a dog buy this book. If you don't like your dog's new color you can find a recipe in this book and eat him. If your stranded on an island and all you have is this book there is even a recipe for eating this book. Gertrude stinks!!! By the way if your name isn't Nika it should be. Also HazelTons taste almost as good as BrighTons. Purple is a good color and since one of the colors in the book is purple Nika should get a life. Then she should go sledding at the golf course and ice skating s-u-c-k-s. If you want to read a book that captivates you more than Hairy Pothead does read this book (not to be confused with the real Harry Potter [which sucks by the way]) My last two words are: buy this book right now or else Nika will come and get you. (P.S there is a recipe in this book for how to cook you once Nika comes and gets you so watch out!!!)