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Summary: Michael Wilbon
Review: Can't a brotha get in Tony's book?! I can't read this garbage. It's almost as bad as Seinfeld and Friends. Ain't no people who look like me in this book! Back to my tapes of 90210 and the NBA playoffs. And hook up your damn dish, I just got charged again!
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Summary: Being a Shill is EPIC!
Review: I was sweeping out my alpaca cage the other day, when I stumbled upon a stack of 100 dollar bills in the corner. Thinking I had sent them on to the IRS last month to pay my tax bill, I remembered that I had instead negotiated my outstanding taxes down to a DirecTV dish and some penny sticks. With my new wad, I went shopping. I bought a new bag of bats, some racoon spray, and 200 copies of Toby's new book. It is so clausic! Since buying the book I have added 20 yards to my drives, I got accepted to Cornell and I can manuever a Catera backwards down Lombard Street! The book comes equipped with one (1) Unit, a Manute-Bol-on-a-stick and 320,000 Marriott points (roughly, a coffee and a bagel, no shmere). So get a copy for yourself, littles. Dont take my word for it, listen to My Main Man, Deion's take on it, "This book is sooooooo EPIC! Feinstein has done it again!"
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Summary: You need this book!
Review: Tony's new book is so epic....errrr....I mean classic! It has to be, everything he has written is back for a second time. This book is a true retread. How classic is that! I mean, what does this guy do? He goes and takes everything he has written for the Washington Post and repackages it again for even more duckets. That's just sick. Memo to Tony. Get off the type-writer. Quit banging on those dusty keys! We only want to read what you've already written. Ante up everyone. Don't give Tony a chance to write more columns, otherwise you'll be left behind. Rack'em before you get racked! T-man is back!
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Summary: You need this book!
Review: Tony's new book is so epic....errrr....I mean classic! It has to be, everything he has written is back for a second time. This book is a true retread. How classic is that! I mean, what does this guy do? He goes and takes everything he has written for the Washington Post and repackages it again for even more duckets. That's just sick. Memo to Tony. Get off the type-writer. Quit banging on those dusty keys! We only want to read what you've already written. Ante up everyone. Don't give Tony a chance to write more columns, otherwise you'll be left behind. Rack'em before you get racked!
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Summary: Where is the Cape?
Review: Toby would have looked much more dapper in the cover photo wearing his cape. What is with the hat? Let that dome shine Mr. Tony. You can be an inspiration to your balding brethren.
I have not read the book but am curious as to whether every 5th chapter is written by a guest author. This would coincide with Tony's penchant for not working on Fridays.
Tony is the true Pimp in the Box.
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Summary: I was saying Boo-urns
Review: Epic. This book didn't stink as much as I thought it would, but it has nothing on I'm back for more Hash. The K-man is so classic rack him. Buy this book and send it to your monkey. Gotta bang your monkey and get back the third hour. If you like this book I highly recommend robbing a homeless man of their "blankets" in order to read old newspapers. I'm outtttttttttt.
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Summary: GARBAGE
Review: What .... were the publishers thinking? At least when you're reading TK's columns in the Post, the paper is soft enough to USE WHEN YOU'RE DONE!!! Of course, over time, that can clog up even the BEST septic systems. It could be worse...
........but I don't know how.
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Summary: Toes Up! - L. Cohn
Review: Most people like to curl up to a new book... I, on the other hand, like to curl my toes up to a new book... ALL 12 OF THEM! So pop a scone in the toaster, leave your worries of apocalyptic icebergs behind and take those [dollars] you had earmarked for that Perfect Pancake or 8 cans of Campbell's soup to buy this book!
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Summary: So Epic
Review: Ulysses, Invisible Man, Great Gatsby- Classic
Back For More Cash- So Epic pti!
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Summary: I'm Back for More PTI
Review: I am a seventeen year old who wants to do what Tony Kornheiser does on ESPN every night. This book is quite funny, and I found myself laughing out loud from a book, something I can not recall doing EVER. While a lot of his material comes from his daughter and gets old at times, he has a certain "standup comedian" magic to his writing. I enjoyed this book a lot. I'm not much of a reader (although I want to start), and I'm glad I'm reading this.
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