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Summary: WRITE THAT FUNKY BOOK WHITE BOY!!!
Review: Aaaahhh yeah, yup yup!!! The Iceman has rocked you for years now with his funky funky beats... He also remade some of his classics as metal songs so he can scream the catchy lyrics right into your brainpan... And yeah, in between he rolled up the hootie mack and just chilled out. Well when you get this book and you'll be seein where it all came from... You'll even learn some useful info like his shoe size and favorite foods!!! Why they put this book outa print I'll never understand cuz this stuff be crucial!!! V.I.P. FOREVER!!!
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Summary: WRITE THAT FUNKY BOOK WHITE BOY!!!
Review: Aaaahhh yeah, yup yup!!! The Iceman has rocked you for years now with his funky funky beats... He also remade some of his classics as metal songs so he can scream the catchy lyrics right into your brainpan... And yeah, in between he rolled up the hootie mack and just chilled out. Well when you get this book and you'll be seein where it all came from... You'll even learn some useful info like his shoe size and favorite foods!!! Why they put this book outa print I'll never understand cuz this stuff be crucial!!! V.I.P. FOREVER!!!
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Summary: Full of heart and inconsistencies!
Review: As hard as he might try to be cool as ice he still isn't as cool as Mustachio in his Members Only jacket and Kangaroos macking on Mi Yung. Vanilla has tried unsuccessfully to copy Mustachio's timeless coolness to no avail. His rhymes and life are cold wacked while Mustachio rides away in his '78 Firebird singing "I believe in miracles...you sexy thang!" This sums up this heartless and calculated book about fame and fortune gone bad.
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Summary: Word to yo mutha Ice?...."Oh really?"
Review: As hard as he might try to be cool as ice he still isn't as cool as Mustachio in his Members Only jacket and Kangaroos macking on Mi Yung. Vanilla has tried unsuccessfully to copy Mustachio's timeless coolness to no avail. His rhymes and life are cold wacked while Mustachio rides away in his '78 Firebird singing "I believe in miracles...you sexy thang!" This sums up this heartless and calculated book about fame and fortune gone bad.
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Summary: VANILLA ICE BE DA KING O RAP
Review: I remember a few years ago when this white bread named Vanilla Ice came on to the scene, assaulting the world with his third-rate rapping
technique, not to mention his laughable lyrics.
The man made his money, and I respect that,
but face the facts; he really, really stinks as a rapper. His book is no better, but it is far
superior to many of the so-called "comedy"
books I've read, by the likes of Whoopi, Drew,
and Kelsey. Those stink, 'cause they try too
hard to be something they're not, a stand-up
act on print. Vanilla, however, makes me laugh
uncontrollably due to his bloated ego, his prose,
and his outright lies. Now that's f*$#in' funny!
This book sucks, but it's pretty funny just the same. Rap on, Vanilla!
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Summary: Cool as Ice!
Review: This book is one of the greatest I have ever read. Ice Man: Keep on singing cause you are doing it great!
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Summary: WHAT A BOOK!!!
Review: This book TOTALLY changed my life (for the positive). See, I used to play baketball and after I read this book I went straight to football. And the most amazing part about this book is that...oh, wait. I'm reviewing the wrong book. Nevermind.
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Summary: Full of heart and inconsistencies!
Review: This may be the greatest book ever ghostwritten! From Ice's humble and confusing origins in either Miami, Detroit, or that other town that one kid in your class had always heard he was REALLY from, Ice's story goes from Robert Van Winkle's to riches, yep yep! Marvel at the amount of hairspray Ice takes on tour with him! Read about the origin of his hairstyle, 'THE BEAK', then read some more about how he'll just put on a hat if it isn't '100% perfect'. Last but not least, use a calculator and complicated mathematical system to try and determine how he can have 'about 400 trophies for dirtbike riding' near the start of the book, and then 'over 1000 trophies' towards the end! I burned my copy at a convention when I was 12, DON'T BE A FOOL LIKE I WAS.
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Summary: WHAT A BOOK!!!
Review: Vanilla Ice, A.K.A. the "Elvis of Rap," cold kicks it again with his new book. Kick what, you might ask? I really have no idea, but the book surely, in Ice parlance, cuts like a razor blade. Chronicling his life in the various street gangs of Miami (FL), to his successful drag-racing career, and even to his brief yet torrid affair with Madonna (or was it Tiffany?), this masterpiece is a must-read for any self-respecting, red-blooded american, whether literate or not. It really doesn't matter. The book is that good. yup yup.
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Summary: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH!
Review: Vanilla Ice, A.K.A. the "Elvis of Rap," cold kicks it again with his new book. Kick what, you might ask? I really have no idea, but the book surely, in Ice parlance, cuts like a razor blade. Chronicling his life in the various street gangs of Miami (FL), to his successful drag-racing career, and even to his brief yet torrid affair with Madonna (or was it Tiffany?), this masterpiece is a must-read for any self-respecting, red-blooded american, whether literate or not. It really doesn't matter. The book is that good. yup yup.
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