Jokes Told in Heaven About Babies

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Summary: Books are neat!
Review: Of all the asexual midget love stories I have read in the past two weeks this is by far the shortest. This book takes you on an amazing journey of love, betrayal, nacho cheese, and more lovin' all while following the qwirky antics of Chestnut, the falically gifted, yet asexual midget pool shark. It was touching as well as short. So if you want to be inspired but don't have much time, this is the book for you!