Speak, Commentary

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Summary: Simply the Best
Review: book of fake DVD Commentaries available in the United States this year. It's a gas!

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Summary: Perfect for the holidays!!!
Review: Imagine having a collection of transcripts of today's most noted pundits discussing our era's most popular movies. Impossible, you say. There's no way such a book could exist. When pigs fly, maybe. Even optimistically, it seems pretty far-fetched.

But lo, what is that in the distance? Is it...could it be?? It is! Speak, Commentary! God bless us, everyone, and just in time for Kwanzaa.

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Summary: The Funniest Book of 2003?
Review: Maybe. Check out especially the Fallwell-Robertson commentary on Planet of the Apes (non-Wahlberg edition). They get into a little debate about some giant-ant-attack movie Charlton Heston was in once. Maybe you had to be there, but it's hilarious. Sequel! Please!