How to Kill Your Girlfriend's Cat Again

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Summary: Despicable book
Review: I am very disappointed that Amazon.com provides exposure for such books and sordid graphics as "How to Kill Your Girlfriends Cat Again".I have witnessed too much animal abuse to consider this inane book the least funny. Animal abuse and animal killings - are not a laughing matter. There are too many worthwhile books still not included on the Amazon site to devote space to this type of offering. This and the earlier book richly deserve being out of print. Why would anyone spend good money on this trash?

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Summary: disgusting
Review: it is a vile book and whoever reads it is sick. Cats are wonderful animal

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Summary: A fun spoof
Review: There have been many a day when my girlfriend's cat tried to kill me. About a month ago I walked from my girlfriend's living room to use the restroom. As I stepped onto the mat outside of the bathroom door I head and felt a strange click under my foot. Having seen many war movies and bad 70's TV shows I expected the worst. With my foot still pressed down, I carefully lifted up the side of the pink fuzzy mat to see a crudely built land mine. If I attempted to lift my foot I would be blown up. Upon closer examination of this deadly device I noticed an unusual amount of cat hair. I looked up and saw my girlfriend's cat glance at me and then scurry off. Soon the cat returned with a plate of fresh brownies. Wow they smelled good. I was almost tempted to step off the land mine and get blasted beyond recognition. But I suddenly realized that was all part of the cat's plan. Using an ingenious method, I managed to escape.

As a matter of survival I purchased "How to Kill Your Girlfriend's Cat Again" I tried all the techniques in the book only to have every one of them backfire on me. My girlfriend's cat also managed to drain my bank account, frame me for arson and get me thrown in jail. I am currently writing this review from the library of the state penitentiary without permission.