Long Day's Journey into Night, Second edition

Rating:
Summary: Shallow and Uneventfully Dull
Review: Why, pray tell, is this play so revered? It is the most boring, over-hyped, and predictable play I have ever encountered. If you don't know everything that will happen by page five, there is something seriously wrong with you. If it were written particularly well, I could give it some slack--but, REALLY! Save your money and read some Tennessee Williams, who really IS America's greatest playwrite.

Rating:
Summary: the best
Review: Without a doubt, this is the greatest play ever written by an American. It is the standard by which all American plays are judged.