Geometry of the Rear End

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Summary: A Master of the Letters is Upon Us!
Review: In my lonely hamlet I read the divine profundity that Geometry of the Rear End has brought to the world. I realize God has
touched the pen of one Mr.Irwin. Also, his hindquarters are without equal. I gasp. I cry. O the multiple truths beyond the sun of intelligence and a great backside!

Inexplicably, his odyssey to expose the largess of his slutdom to his muse and his dental hygeinistis is stilted. This does
not bode well for planned sexual escapades so shattering and prolific that he will be eventually rendered tone deaf by the feminine howls of bliss. Sadly, his hearing remains better than ever.

Carry on with the inspired pen, young troubadour, as I continue my libretto in your honor, could you make my bail, just
one more time?

My love, like the sea, covers the earth, the stars,
the fog evaporated...

God be with you John E. Irwin!