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Summary: Put Me Out Of My Misery!
Review: Normally it is only the homeless that pick through trash, but after reading Pelletier's porn, cardboard box here I come!! I might as well have taken the [money] I spent on this book and wiped my [behind] with it. The first major downfall of the novel is that it was written. Secondly, the author either has a sick mind or lives vicarously through the protagonist (or more than likely, both). If only time travel were possible like it is in the book, I would go back 4 hours and not have to read this garbage (I'm wondering if I still have my receipt!). If you are still debating whether or not to purchase this book, let me give you some suggestions of activities that will be a better use of your time:
1) Walk into oncoming traffic
2) Shave your legs with a chainsaw
3) Try and hold your breath for an hour
4) Watch "Waterworld" three times in a row
You get my drift? Now you might be wondering why I read the entire book if it was so bad. With every turn of the page, I thought "this CANNOT get any worse", well folks, IT DID. Thank god for Ritalin! It's moments like this that I wish to god I was illiterate. I was against book burning until today.
Rating:
Summary: Put Me Out Of My Misery!
Review: Normally it is only the homeless that pick through trash, but after reading Pelletier's porn, cardboard box here I come!! I might as well have taken the [money] I spent on this book and wiped my [behind] with it. The first major downfall of the novel is that it was written. Secondly, the author either has a sick mind or lives vicarously through the protagonist (or more than likely, both). If only time travel were possible like it is in the book, I would go back 4 hours and not have to read this garbage (I'm wondering if I still have my receipt!). If you are still debating whether or not to purchase this book, let me give you some suggestions of activities that will be a better use of your time:
1) Walk into oncoming traffic
2) Shave your legs with a chainsaw
3) Try and hold your breath for an hour
4) Watch "Waterworld" three times in a row
You get my drift? Now you might be wondering why I read the entire book if it was so bad. With every turn of the page, I thought "this CANNOT get any worse", well folks, IT DID. Thank god for Ritalin! It's moments like this that I wish to god I was illiterate. I was against book burning until today.
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