Rating: 
Summary: A Roomful of Naked Exploding Hookers!!!!
Review: What a classic piece of cheese. The premise is that a guy invents a robotic lawnmower that runs amok and cuisenarts his virgin girl friend. He decides to rebuild her, but driven by lust, he realizes like the Million Dollar Man he can build her better. He invents a powder that causes the user to explode so he can easily harvest the body parts (since he isn't a surgeon or anything) and what better source of hotter body parts than the local street corner, hence the roomful of naked exploding hookers! Once rebuilt, all of the cellular memories of the hookers bits and pieces take over the virginal girlfriends head and she sets out to look for "A Date!" So cheesy. So twisted! So very off the wall and unique. I have never watched this movie in daylight. It comes out when my friends are over and the beer and pizza needs a cheese chaser.
Rating: 
Summary: FRANKENHOOKER ROCKS!!!
Review: wow.. this movie was so awesome.. i'm surprised i'm going to be the first to rate it. a campy troma-type film, with a cameo by vivid girl heather hunter, this movie was possibly one of the funniest films i've ever seen. guy is an inventor. guy invents lawn mower, which kills fiance. guy decides to use electricity and living body parts to make fiance alive again. then, all hell breaks loose. a must have for anyone who loves a cheesy film, now and then. hookers, super-crack, scantly-clad girls.. who could want anything else???
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