Shaolin Dolemite: The Movie

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Summary: Horrible, horrible movie
Review: This movie is one of the worst I've ever seen. That's part of the fun. I'd seriously recommend watching it with a group of friends, shouting out snarky comments to the screen. Trust me, it's the only way to get through it, but it can be fun.

Rating:
Summary: Very funny but some long slow scenes
Review: This movie is so funny! The ghetto slangs used to dub over the real voices are hilarious! It has an east coast vs. west coast conflict; making a spoof out of the east coast vs. west coast thing w/ rap music. Also one of the character's name is Tu-Pac, and his character is funny as hell! I love this movie, I don't know why some people don't like it. But then again, I also love South Park, which some people find offensive rather than funny. I guess if you love South Park you'll also love this movie.

Rating:
Summary: I'd rather drink antifreeze
Review: This movie was really painful to watch. Rudy Ray Moore was only in it for about four minutes alltogether. There was a "Davy Crocket" ninja, some gold robot dudes, and a topless ninja that actually attacked someone with her boobs. Incredibly stupid and a waste of time.