Rating: 
Summary: Headlights good to see by children??
Review: Um, this movie shows a woman's puppies. So.. Why is this rated PG-13?I'm in love with nacho-filled horror, but this is pretty bad. I think it was a little worse than The Dead Hate the Living, which I had rented with it. Am I ultra-conservative, or is that a good reason for it to be rated R? I'm 23 and normally I wouldn't care, but I thought it would be something cheesy I could watch while my wife fell asleep. I had to fast-forward some of it in case she would happen to wake up. I had already had a Barium Enema X-ray at the hospital earlier that day. The makers ..or raters of this movie put extra stress on me that I clearly did not need. For Shame.. ..for shame
Rating:
Summary: Creeps comes up short...........
Review: Worst movie ever. Midget monsters? Give me a break. I'm not sure what audience this movie was trying to capture. It's too stupid to keep adults entertained. It seemed like a horror movie for kids until one of the sawed off runts pulls the top off the dumb blonde and starts dialing Tokyo on her nipples.
I admit that was the best part of the movie...wink,wink, nudge,nudge.
I'd let this one rest in peace if I were you.
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