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Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death

Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death

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Rating: 2 stars
Summary: Horrible....but hilarious
Review: In order to sum up this whole DVD, I'd say never buy it. But then buy it for the hell of it anyways.

'Cannibal Women' is absolutely horrible in every way. From the dramatic music as men with boxers on their heads learn of beer, to the hippo fight that never shows a hippo due to budget constraints, to the tagalong bimbo that dreams of being tied up in twizzlers, this movie is a perfect example of a 'B' movie. It's horrible, it's hilarious, and never (or always?) get it.

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: Fun Movie; Poor Transfer
Review: Ok; I remember this movie fondly. I still love it...and have the poster on my wall at home. But the DVD...I'm so disappointed. The quality is incredibly poor. The picture is grainy, and tends to have the 'cross-hatching' artifacts of over compression. The print itself had scratches that have been preserved for all time....how very sad. Frankly the quality is comparable to a 2nd generation VHS copy...even the one at your local rental store is likely to be better. Oh; and I recall someone else mentioning that the DVD is Mono! He explains that far better than I can. Well, all in all: Do Not Buy The DVD! If the studio doesn't care enough to put some resources into releasing the DVD of this flick, why should they reap any further profit from it?

Rating: 5 stars
Summary: Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
Review: One of my must have worst movies. Big on plot,plot makes little sense but story is funny and easy to follow. A must have title just to impress people that you have even heard of it. Feminist goes into Avocado jungles of Bakersfield(yes Bakersfield!)and tries to study two tribes of women who kill their men and turn them into jerky(human jerky,really,I'm sure it tastes just like chicken). Anyway it only gets worse. A must have for true bad movie fans. See also "Toxic Avenger","Killer Klowns from Outer Space","Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" and the classic cartoon "Shame of the Jungle".

Rating: 5 stars
Summary: If you like a good spoof--This one's for you!
Review: One of the funniest spoofs I have ever seen. Imagine a romp through the avocado jungle while hiding from a militant Adrienne Barbeau. I promise you will never look at guacamole quite the same way again. Hey, this movie is proof that you CAN make a movie for less than $100!

Rating: 5 stars
Summary: A "politically incorrect" look at feminism by Bill Maher
Review: Taking the plot of Apocolypse Now, Maher has looked at the history of Feminism in a very funny way...From a tribe of male subserviant pot holder makers called the Donahues to Bunny dressed in Pink it is a triumph

Rating: 4 stars
Summary: Flirting with Fun!
Review: The "Swordfight of the Century" between Shannon & Adrienne near the end of feature is worth the price of admission alone! Slapping at each others weapons (obviously not choriographed) while delivering the corniest lines of the movie. You'll laugh so hard you'll almost forget the how hard you were laughing before this scene! All you'll have left to do is decide whether to have clam dip or guacamole dip while you watch it again! And all the rest of us need are some really good feminists cooking classes!
After some non-sexual gratuitous nudity during the opening credits, this movie becomes a simple comedy poking fun at both women and men! Don't be afraid to share this gem with your wife/girlfriend!!

Rating: 5 stars
Summary: Great B-Movie! PI, tongue-in-cheek humor, and a boob shot!
Review: The slow parts are well worth wading through to get to the great, silly, stupid, hilarious sections! Bill Maher's hairy chest, and scantily-clad women abound, with wise-cracks and flat-out humorous attempts at humor throughout. Don't blink or you'll miss the half-second boob shot near the beginning -- but if you're looking for T&A alone, you'll be disappointed. If you're a fan of really GOOD bad movies, this is one of the best!!

Rating: 4 stars
Summary: guys and gals--can't we just get along?
Review: This film put the capital "C" in Camp. Never, for the entire length of the film, does the tongue disappear from the cheek. It's a great spoof, of course, on Conrad, and what followed from his "Heart of Darkness," but there's also the wonderfully anti-romantic re-enactment of the riverboat scene in "African Queen." Maher and Tweed are absolutely sterling in this highly anti-climactic re-enactment.

There's no message here, but you'll enjoy the non-stop one-liners, and the "Beer, beer, beer" chapter will never leave your consciousness, no matter how hard you try...

Rating: 4 stars
Summary: guys and gals--can't we just get along?
Review: This film put the capital "C" in Camp. Never, for the entire length of the film, does the tongue disappear from the cheek. It's a great spoof, of course, on Conrad, and what followed from his "Heart of Darkness," but there's also the wonderfully anti-romantic re-enactment of the riverboat scene in "African Queen." Maher and Tweed are absolutely sterling in this highly anti-climactic re-enactment.

There's no message here, but you'll enjoy the non-stop one-liners, and the "Beer, beer, beer" chapter will never leave your consciousness, no matter how hard you try...

Rating: 4 stars
Summary: guys and gals--can't we just get along?
Review: This film put the capital "C" in Camp. Never, for the entire length of the film, does the tongue disappear from the cheek. It's a great spoof, of course, on Conrad, and what followed from his "Heart of Darkness," but there's also the wonderfully anti-romantic re-enactment of the riverboat scene in "African Queen." Maher and Tweed are absolutely sterling in this highly anti-climactic re-enactment.

There's no message here, but you'll enjoy the non-stop one-liners, and the "Beer, beer, beer" chapter will never leave your consciousness, no matter how hard you try...


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