Teach Me Tonight

Rating:
Summary: Teach Me What??!
Review: A typical exotic thriller, "Teach Me Tonight" does not offer any valuable lessons. The first scam presented by this film is that the seductive beauty on the movie cover is not even in the movie! Big let down right off. The real main character has short, dark hair, terrible implants, and best yet - plays a biochemistry graduate student! The first sex scene is pretty hot - gives the impression the movie might have something to offer - further analysis proves that all the sex scenes are pretty much the same; same positions, actors, music and sequence of events!! There are three scenes that stand out not due to their excellence but simply for their change from the typical scenes the movie offers. Over all, this film (obviously) does not present strong plot or characters. If you are looking for sex scenes every five minutes - this will do. But don't expect anything original, impressive or creative.

Rating:
Summary: Teach Me What??!
Review: A typical exotic thriller, "Teach Me Tonight" does not offer any valuable lessons. The first scam presented by this film is that the seductive beauty on the movie cover is not even in the movie! Big let down right off. The real main character has short, dark hair, terrible implants, and best yet - plays a biochemistry graduate student! The first sex scene is pretty hot - gives the impression the movie might have something to offer - further analysis proves that all the sex scenes are pretty much the same; same positions, actors, music and sequence of events!! There are three scenes that stand out not due to their excellence but simply for their change from the typical scenes the movie offers. Over all, this film (obviously) does not present strong plot or characters. If you are looking for sex scenes every five minutes - this will do. But don't expect anything original, impressive or creative.

Rating:
Summary: Great Soft Core Sex Film
Review: If you are looking for best screenplay candidates, thisprobably isn't it. If you are looking for hot, soft core sex withattractive actresses, this is probably more up your alley. Judy Thompson is gorgeous and seems more believable in her sex scenes than pretty much any other actress I've ever seen on Cinemax. Great sex, gorgeous actresses, a couple of great lesbian/threesome scenes, just enough plot to get from one sex scene to the next without dragging on or seeming forced.

Rating:
Summary: Great Soft Core Sex Film
Review: If you are looking for best screenplay candidates, thisprobably isn't it. If you are looking for hot, soft core sex withattractive actresses, this is probably more up your alley. Judy Thompson is gorgeous and seems more believable in her sex scenes than pretty much any other actress I've ever seen on Cinemax. Great sex, gorgeous actresses, a couple of great lesbian/threesome scenes, just enough plot to get from one sex scene to the next without dragging on or seeming forced.

Rating:
Summary: Lousy low budget story, great softcore sex scenes.
Review: Overall, a pretty bad film. The acting isn't terribly great, and the story is boring in the way that those late night Cinemax movies are boring, but like those late night Cinemax movies, it DOES have it's good points. Namely Judy Thompson and Kim Yates. Both are sexy, beautiful women and the softcore scenes with them are positively scorching.

Rating:
Summary: If you're looking for softcore porn, you've found it.
Review: The plot is bad, the acting is bad, the photography is bad, the editing is bad - but there's sex, so this movie rounds out to be a suitable porno flick.

The main character has rather obvious implants, but the other two ladies you get to see are natural (albeit small).

The DVD quality isn't fabulous, but I didn't expect it to be. This isn't a big budget blockbuster film. All in all, it's better than the best VHS quality I've seen.

The audio is rather poorly mixed. Dialogue gets extremely quiet at times, and after you turn up the volume to accomodate for this, you end up getting blasted by the cheesy porno theme music.

This movie gets 3 stars because I really can't justify giving any movie of its genre more than that. There you go.

Rating:
Summary: worth checking out for Kim Yates
Review: This film made me a Kim Yates fan. She's tall, blonde, and hot, and her sex scene with Judy Thompson is one of the best in the soft-core genre. The rest of the film? Well, it has a sort of loopy appeal, but the production values leave a lot to be desired and detract from the viewing experience. Without Kim Yates, I'd be tempted to give it only one or one and a half stars.