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Summary: Save the Children
Review: "Bob" Dobbs is a madman and must be stopped!He is defiling the hearts, eyes, ears, and intestines of our nations' children! His insidious "slack orgies" and "suicide competitions" can turn your normal child into a deranged, slackjawed robot who pursues nothing but the teachings of this lunatic pornographer! If your children are acting "abnormal", are physically "ugly", or have been recently diagnosed with "ADD" or "HERPES" chances are they may have joined Mr. Dobbs' fraudulent sex-death-cult! Buy this book so you can learn to protect your family from the teachings of this devilish and dapper man! THEN BURN IT!!!
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Summary: What else can be said about a book that says it all??
Review: Assuming you never heard of the Church of the SubGenius, and their horrible, discordian, and nerdish beliefs...I'd say it's about time you did. BUY THIS BOOK. A true remedy for all the [junk] that clouds the minds of modern man. You might think you think, but you WON'T think the same after this thought provoking 'reveal all' tale. Life begins AFTER you look at this book for the first time. A true mind opener. Ever felt the popular, and organized religions are missing the boat, or that TV ad media are hiding the facts, or maybe that people are just looking at you weird because THEY just don't GET IT? The answers are here. This is truely a guide to fill in every missing crack, especially yours. Stang and Drummond (with the help of Bob Dobbs) have burst open the doors to a unique INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH CHURCH that will clear the cobwebbs from your eyes so you can replace them with a wool of your own choosing. Filled with passages fusing together the histories and religions of mankind's blatantly pointless path, the SubGenius detail how you can be freed from the bounds of this horrible present life style of common possession and launch yourself headlong into THEIR HELLISH HEAVEN of individual, spastic, self expression. Filled with plenty of illustration, clip art collages and snappy sayings meant to confuse the unworthy! You can read it in bits, or all the way through; it doesn't matter because you can't go back from this experience. A great organization, a ground breaking book, I still won't pay MY [money] to these guys. It might be TOO much Slack, but I'd just call it laziness, or prudent money management.
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Summary: THE BOOK YOU CAN AFFORD TO LOSE
Review: At first, I thought this book was pure EVIL. So I burned it, only to have it appear that night (in perfect condition, yet still warm and a slight smokey odor) under my pillow. So I burned it again the next morning. Yep, you guessed it, under my pillow the next night. I began to read and spent the majority of the next 3 months with gut-wrenching laughter and tears of joy as this confusing world was clearified and classified into an eternal perpetual joke for which only BOB has the punchline. YES!, Brothers and Sisters, You too can be saved by the Grace of BOB. Eternal Salvation or triple you money back!!! No other religion can make such a hefty promise! This is the world's only admitted "for-profit" religion. This book has changed my life. Before, I was a low-life loser who never had any money, women, fun, or slack. Now I am a low-life loser who has no money, women or fun,.... .... BUT I HAVE PLENTY OF SLACK!!!!! PRAISE BOB!
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Summary: Free your mind and you can write your own
Review: Don't get me wrong, I love the SubGenius Foundation. But good lord, or Great Bob, if you follow the instructions in Hunter S. Thompson's "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" (those WERE instructions, right? ) you can write your own version, which will be just that much more intimate.
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Summary: a review
Review: Don't waste your time OR your money on this one... it's NOT worth it.
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Summary: Forget a bible; this is the one true book
Review: Even more so than when it first came out of the religion closet, this is the word-o-"Bob". You may have thought 1998 was on the Jesus calendar? But no! You still may be rescued when the planet goes up in smoke. Meanwhile, the Sacred P.O. Box has changed from 140306 Dallas to 204206, Austin TX 78720-4206.
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Summary: Forget a bible; this is the one true book
Review: Even more so than when it first came out of the religion closet, this is the word-o-"Bob". You may have thought 1998 was on the Jesus calendar? But no! You still may be rescued when the planet goes up in smoke. Meanwhile, the Sacred P.O. Box has changed from 140306 Dallas to 204206, Austin TX 78720-4206.
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Summary: WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
Review: How can you just be SITTING there?! With one X-Day scare already behind us and Bob knows HOW MANY MORE TO COME, how in the WORLD can you afford NOT to own the single most mind-curdling book ever printed?! It's ALL HERE -- every clandestine truth, every unmatched sock, every INSANE THEORY THAT YOU NEVER WANTED TO BELIEVE YOU BELIEVED IN... but gave credence to anyway because NOTHING ELSE IN THIS NUTTY WORLD EVEN CAME CLOSE! UNGAWA! With Bob's Word in your hands, you could be on the way to an incredible evolutionary breakthrough... or you could just be on the way to the bank for another $20! BUT YOU HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING UNTIL YOU TRY!
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Summary: alt.slack.2600
Review: I have read this book at least 2600 times! It is one of the most useful manuals available in the world today. That bob Dobbs charactor is even more profound than Emanual Goldstein.
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Summary: "Salvation or Triple Your Money Back"
Review: I weep to think that there are people who will pass by thisbook and thus miss their one chance at salvation. You can throw awayyour Bibles, Torahs, Korans, Vedas, Tao-te-Chings, Dianetics: this book replaces them all! With its companion volume, REVELATION X, it is possible to have all the eternal-religious-mystery cosmic-wisdom-philosophy (and humor!) your tiny brain can stand... and more! Look at the Face on the cover. Listen to the words He whispers to you. And... surrender!
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