The Book of the SubGenius : Being the Divine Wisdom, Guidance, and Prophecy of J.R. 'Bob' Dobbs, High Epopt of the Church of the SubGenius, Here Inscribed for the Salvation of Future Generations and i

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Summary: Me Like "BoB". "BoB" Good!
Review: Tired of those "christian" reliogion that demand 10% of you income and offer 0% return on investment?

Well, this Church is the Church for you! "BoB' set the REAL storey of the human/yeti history of the world that the "Conspiracy" has hidden from us! "Bob" will show you how to unlock you lost Yeti Powers. Once unleashed, you new powers will allow to to alter the space-time continuim, make telemarketers comspaniusly combust, have members of the opposite sex not ant to have sex with you, and most important of all, obtain your true slack awareness!

Thanks to "BoB", I have quit my job, and earned a living through pshycoknetic Frame Straightening, altering time and space at parties, and electro-mechanical patriotial TV repair!

Praise BoB!

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Summary: The world ends tomorrow!
Review: Well, no probably not, but now we have your attention. Do people think you're strange?... Do you? This book could very well change your life. Of course, so could undercooked pork chops... Have you ever fancied that there is a global conspiracy of conformists out to get you? THis book validates it your whims and more. Prepare to go out on a limb which causes the whole tree to fall over!

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Summary: You need to keep it beside your toilet
Review: Where do you contemplate your existance and true nature of the universe? Well, the SubGenius knows where! And this bugger will never leave your side! Won't solve all your problems, but neither will anything else. At least the SubGenius acknowledges that something's wrong in the first place!

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Summary: A barometer for what you are...
Review: You will either read every page with your spirit soaring, crying and laughing only to collapse in an existential technicolor spasm of incurable insights... or you will put it down forever and watch "Friends".