Something Different!!!

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Summary: 5++++++++ stars-the world's BEST pro-Black novel ever!
Review: +THANK YOU, Dr Mark Reed, for writing the world's most pro-Black novel of all time, but
+WHY won't you ever agree to appear on our Oprah Winfrey show or ANY television talk programs so we can publicly give you our NAACP International Book Award?????
+Shyness if fine, but
+We want to give you our NAACP award in front of an audience, and the larger the better.


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Summary: WE HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THE VIOLENT REACTION TO THIS BOOK!!
Review: 1. Why are so many people all over the world reacting so violently, either with enthusiasm or with absolute HATRED, toward this seemingly entertaining forthcoming novel? We simply do NOT understand what all of the worldwide frontpage fuss is all about!!!!!
2. And we also understand that some currently 'top-secret' film producers are DETERMINED to make this book 'THE WORLD'S MOST SUCCESSFUL FILM EVER!!!!!'
3. But what exactly do they mean by 'most successful' - the best allstar film cast, the best screenplay, the best Oscar Award in every single category, THE WORLD'S TOP MONEY-MAKING FILM, or ALL of the above??????

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Summary: We vote FIVE/5 stars for this brilliant satire!!
Review: Ambrose may have chosen only 4 stars, but we all agree it deserves at least 5--wittiest book we've read ever!!!!

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Summary: WORLD'S MOST WITTY ACTION-ADVENTURE NOVEL!
Review: I don't understand this book, but I know it's good.
Can I buy the sequel now?
When is the big film going to come out?
Why are all my anti-gay friends so totally against this book?
But I read it anyway and I loved it--it's nice to know there's a place somewhere in the world where young men can be friends and be proud of it instead of ashamed of it! Thank you, Mark Reed, whoever you are, for showing me that there's a lot more to life than we poor Southern boys know about down here in Alabama and Miss. - [e-mail] 6/16/04 Mobile, AL
And I'm NOT nearly as dumb as all the mean, evil people down here all think I am!

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Summary: Ambrose goofball needs to take a hike--He's retarded.....
Review: Just because stupid Ambrose/London could NOT figure out the killer, he gave SOMETHING DIFFERENT only 4 stars when it deserves at least 10 billion--NO ONE will EVER be able to guess the killer, and it's the BEST/most ingenius whodonit EVER, and so say ALL of us, so there, Ambrose/MrStupid&Jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Summary: THIS BOOK HOLDS RECORD FOR HIGHEST-PAID SCREEN RIGHTS!
Review: Lydia Cormier obviously carries this book, irrespective of anyone else's comments! And heartiest congratulations to Mark Reed (whoever he is? But why won't he be on any TV or radio talkshows ever???? It's not normal for a bestselling author to be such an adamant recluse!!!!!)
Who's going to star in this allstar film and how can one get a part in it????????Sincerely,JocelynBrando,London.

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Summary: Selling 10x more than hotcakes ever did...
Review: Our neighbors here in Indiana at Bookman tell us they're selling many thousands more copies of their bestseller, SOMETHING DIFFERENT each day thanks to your Mississippi 'redneck' assault of it, Mr Hamilton--Keep up the good work, all you 'good ole boys.'

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Summary: 5++++++++++++++++++++stars
Review: Our pilot on British Airways London/New York said he was reading this book all the way--How we ever got to NYC, we'll never know--If it's good enough for Sir Elfred, it's certainly good enough for us, specially when it helps him find his own way over here to America in the fog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Summary: The controversial novel for 2005
Review: Sarah Jenkins certainly told her fellow Brit Ambrose where to get off, didn't she? (Ms. Jenkins should tell us how she really feels.)
If you enjoy controversy, this is the book to read.
We understand that some of the southern libraries are banning and burning it, while people with a sense of humour are praising it to high heaven. To us, that's the mark of a truly great book.

Rating:
Summary: Thanks for the kind review of Jan 4, 2005
Review: Thanks very much for the kind review, "The 21st Century Book," of 04 January 2005 by "Dr Claude Mark Reed" - We gather this review must obviously be by someone else, since authors could not possibly review their own books! However, thanks again for the kind review.