Something Different!!!

Rating:
Summary: 5 stars for filth!
Review: This book shows our American President torturing prisoners in jail. How did this filth ever get printed here in the USA? We've banned it from all our libraries and we burn a copy every day in front of our library in protest against it and its British faggotte author Mark Reed. Howard in Mississippi

Rating:
Summary: WE AGREE WITH J CARON-WHAT'S ALL THE HYSTERIA OVER THE BOOK?
Review: True, it's an extremely pleasant/totally involving read, but what is all the demented hysteria over this British novel, we ask you? It's almost as if no one in the entire world had ever read a truly masterful & superb/award-winning British bestseller before--Grow up, world peoples--We English are world famous for great literature & it's very high time that someone started to tell all of you all about it!!!!!!!!!

Rating:
Summary: The best murder mystery ever written?
Review: Where can one even begin to talk about this book?
1. Dark stormy night-you're 'sure' you know EXACTLY what's going to happen, but,
2. Intriguing characters, unexpectedly entertaining dialogue, but,
3. You're SURE you know this time what HAS to happen, but,
4. 'Surprising,' to say the least/Even more shocking, if possible/No one will EVER guess the serial killer's true identity/We could NOT put it down and we're STILL gasping for air!!!!!