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Summary: This was NOT written by RAW!!!
Review: You all shall burn! This text is the most blasphemous drivel I have laid eyes upon! It encites our youth to disregard the sacred teachings of Jesus, and to fall in with a group of chaos-worshipping anarchists! Please, parents, keep this dangerous article of 'literature' away from your children. Worst of all, is that this material is not copyrighted! Your children's delicate sensibilities are made even more vulnerable, since any young pagan anarchist can, without legal repercussion, zerox the damn thing and distribute the evil propaganda!
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Summary: Fnord
Review: For starters, this irreligious tome is not a joke or parody of any kind. If you thought it was read it again. This book is the Bible of Discordians. It provides everything you need to know to be a contributing member to the Erisian Movement. Don't be caught up in Aneristic Illusion, for further information consult your pineal gland.
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Summary: The ultimate guide to life
Review: The only book that will ever change your life. I you like your life now then this is not the book for you as after reading it you will be reborn with a new outlook on fnords and life in general
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Summary: a veritable nuclear mushroom cloud for the pineal gland!
Review: guaranteed roller coaster ride through a metaphysical wonderland! by a hundred copies and give 'em to your friends and enemies! best antidote i know of for the tragic Curse of the Grayface..
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Summary: You are now Pope
Review: oh reader of the sacred hidden text of Lush
you have taken upon your weary soul
the cloth and vestments of spiritual bliss
you have before you the keys to open a
thousand unlocked doors and stand gaping
over the fields of clear umbra.
shikan-taza...focus gently between the eyes.
upon OOB...come and i shall tell thee more
"Discordia! Raving! her hair wrapped in bloody bands! an elm tree LOOMED there shadowy and huge, underneath whose leaves men say the false dreams cling thousands on thousands, and there are monsters in the doorway."
-from the Aeneid by Virgil
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Summary: The Principia is a wise tome disguised as a bloated pamphlet
Review: The Principia Discordia is a collection of writings about the Goddess Eris, and her plan for you.
When asked by the author (who is NOT Robert Anton Wilson at all, even in an alter ego) about all the misery and strife in the world and what could done, she answers wisely and plainly:
"Oh. Well, stop then."
Also available from Steve Jackson Games, buy 'em both!
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Summary: TV Guide makes best sellers list!!
Review: Have you ever wondered why you spend so much valuable time grunting on the toilet when you could be practicing the art of szech-uan cooking?
Do you make faces at your jello? Have you ever gotten your tongue caught in your fly? Well then your more limber than most! Now you too can traverse the time-space minefield unscathed! Learn to astral project and drive!! Don't just sit back and conform to order, make your own! After all, the law only applies to those who get caught. Eris told me so! Learn where chaos came from and buy your own copy today!
Xeno
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Summary: one line? R.A.W. did NOT fnord write this!!!
Review: Mal-2 fnord is not robert anton wilson, nor is fnord Omar Khyam Ravenhurst in fact robert anton wilson... Mordechi malignatus, however is robert anton wilson.... but brother Mord was only a minor fnord contributor...
for more info, consult your pineal gland
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Summary: A Bible for Chaos
Review: For anyone interested in religious studies, this book (?) is entertaining pshat, revealing remez, and disturbing
drush.
If you don't learn anything, you'll be entertained.
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Summary: Do Not Believe
Review: I must have had at least five different copies of this book over the years. It keeps slipping out of my hands in search of new adventures and new minds to blow. The book works best if you don't read it. Go through it five times with your critical-observer function turned off, then wait for a while and let it digest. Then you can safely go back and find some of the tricks it plays on you. It actually seems to have founded a genre, in effect: Christopher Hyatt's _Undoing Yourself Through Energized Meditation and Other Devices_ and other various techno-shamanic books use the same kind of exposition through overload, trying to put an initiation directly onto paper. The first wave of Discordianism has pretty much played out now, and many of its themes and expressions have entered mainstream or at least "mainstream alternative" culture without any of those yucky psychedelic side effects of a real encounter with Chaos. So please be aware that a superficial encounter with this book carries with it the danger of making you Yet Another Fluffy Discordian, and either keep a decent distance or go ahead and drive your skull through it like a rooofing nail into a shingle. Do Not Believe. See For Yourself. See you around the Abyss, chaoboys and chaogirls.
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