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How to Spot a Bastard by His Star Sign: The Ultimate Horrorscope

How to Spot a Bastard by His Star Sign: The Ultimate Horrorscope

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Rating: 5 stars
Summary: instructive tool for life
Review: this book does not take itself too seriously- but that doesn't mean we shouldn't! it's a veritable phd thesis on the male psyche. read it aloud to your boyfriend and laugh at him unkindly. particularly satisfying at that-time-of-the-month.

Rating: 5 stars
Summary: Finally!
Review: Astrology with a sense of humor. It's about time. I laughed all the way through this book though not quite so loudly when reading the chapters of the star signs I have dated (Libra, Pisces and Scorpio) as they were a little too close to the truth.
Here is an explanation why it didn't work out with your ex and the best thing is: it was all his fault. And believe me, after reading this book you will never ever want him back.
Don't forget to take the compatibility tests, they're hysterical.

Rating: 5 stars
Summary: This book is on point!
Review: This is the funniest and truest (well almost, that's my Sagittarian exageration kicking in) astrology book I have ever read. It describes my Aquarius boyfriend (I will refrain from calling him a bastard)! Even he was laughing and you're right, he IS a better feminist than I am! I Also the Capricorn Bastard, the Leo Bastard, the Gemini Bastard and the Sagittarius Bastard were all correct. Just a great book, even if you're not into astrology. You'll bust a gut reading this book. I give props to the two ladies who wrote this. It's a classic!!!

Rating: 5 stars
Summary: A MUST HAVE FOR WOMEN EVERYWHERE
Review: This has got to be the funniest book I have read in a long time. Not only was I howling with laughter after the first paragraph, I have recommended it to all my friends. The descriptions of every sign are right on the money; and even though they describe the sun sign, if you know what his moon sign is, make sure and read that sign as well! The two together will describe him to a T! This is THE perfect book to read after a breakup, because you will be laughing so hard, you'll realize you aren't missing a thing in letting that bastard go! So even if you THINK you are in a happy relationship, buy this book for yourself and all your friends. Open a bottle of wine, sit around and disect every star sign you have ever dated, and learn which ones to avoid like the plague.

Rating: 5 stars
Summary: Hilariously and Sadly True
Review: Why can't a man be more like a woman? How can I at least learn to understand them? It may help to know that men are packaged into 12 types: by their star signs. How to Spot a Bastard by his Star Sign helps you to understand how each type ticks!!! I had a ball leafing through the star signs of ex-boyfriends, finding their personality quirks described to a T in all phases of the relationship from first glance to the back end of the slamming door. No wonder I was so frustrated dating Leo Bastards. I even read aloud to my current Taurus boyfriend his own sign and we both had a good laugh. 'I don't do that, do I?' He kept saying. A great pick me up when feeling down and confused by the opposite sex, this humorous description of each man's star signs in relationships is a great read by yourself, but better with a group of girlfriends.

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: Hateful
Review: Just what the world needs: more men-bashing. Why is it acceptible at the moment to ridicule and demean men? A book like this that targetted any other group in society would be seen for what it is: a hateful stereotyping that harms us all.

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: My Favorite Dating Astrology Book
Review: This book is what you might call trash with no redeeming value whatsoever. Do not waste your life reading this utterly pointless drivel. If you think it's funny enough to read, that's kind of sad. If you think there's some truth to it, that's REALLY sad. Please please please go read something else. Anything else. Please. The power to choose is yours, take it. TAKE IT

Rating: 5 stars
Summary: What a great pick-me-up for failed relationships!!!
Review: In hindsight relationships break up for many reasons but after spending so much time stewing on the reasons behind mine, a friend told me a bit about star signs and the attitudes and personality traits behind them... Hopping onto amazon I found exactly what I was looking for in this book and I am happy to say EVERYTHING written about the Libra sign was EVERYTHING this particular bastard was about....needless to say it make me feel so much better, as well as provided hours of entertainment reading the various horrorscopes out to all my male friends and picking the similarities!!! Absolutely brilliant, recommended for all females looking for justification of the male race!! haha....

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: My Favorite Dating Astrology Book
Review: I'm an Aries male who reads even though, according to the authors of this book, the Aries male is very unlikely to read anything beyond Dr. Seuss. This claim, like almost all the claims about the Aries male, would seem to fly in the face of even the most astrologically subliterate layperson. (...) As to the claim that the Aries male is averse to "women's lib," as the authors so old-fashionedly call it, one need only consider that the Aries male admires independent people to see through the astrological illiteracy of this phrase. (...)

Anyway, my point isn't to defend the Aries male. The Aries male, after all, can defend himself. My point is that, after reading my own sign and comparing not just to what I know about myself but to everything I've ever read about my sign (including, especially, Linda Goodman's insightful astrology), it became quicly obvious that these writers don't know the first thing about astrology (or, I would guess, about feminism either).

Rating: 5 stars
Summary: The ultimate heartache cure!
Review: 5 minutes with this book and any minor-to-extreme-rejection-related insecurity I ever felt was gone! This book is laugh out loud, read it to your friends funny. Women I know love it, and men I know are embarassed by it. True to fact or not,every woman should own a copy.


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