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Summary: Republicans: Wake Up
Review: I challenge the republican masses to take a close look at the man and his policies. What has he done to make the average republican's life better? A couple hundred bucks back from Uncle Sam? Thanks to Mr. Bush, more people around the world than ever before hate our guts. Do you really think we are winning the war on terror? Our chances of being blown up at the local Laundromat are increasing exponentially. Bushisms is pure Bush. Any time we hear his "genius" we are really hearing a "Roveism". George W. Bush is a great leader the way O.J. Simpson is a great role model. Wake up. You want a great republican, try chanting: I LIKE IKE. And, while you're at it, read the book... it's better than the Keystone Cops.
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Summary: You tell 'em,George!!
Review: Hey,this book is a lot of fun! All these left-wing eggheads are beside themselves.So ,if George is so dumb,how come he scuppered Gore so badly in the debates? It must drive then crazy to get up every morning to see he's still The President,and they're still...where are they anyway?.Maybe they are all sitting in a cave gathering up quotes on Schwartzenegger and trying to figure why this know-nothing-about-politics left them in the dung heap in the California election.
This one must really make their heads spin:
"We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the peacemakers"
While they're thinking about Bush's comment,maybe they can figure out why, after all the nonsense over gun control,the outlaws still seem to have all the guns they want? Maybe it was something Bush said that messed up their well thought out plan.
How about this one he made August 21,2000,a little over a year before 9/11...
"we cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile".
I guess there's a bunch of terrorists trying to figure why this dummy has made such a mess of their great plans;all the while America finds out who their hostile allies are.
What ever your political leanings;this book is a lot of fun.But then again,if you are too far to the left,it must be awfully hard to find anything fun!
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Summary: Terrifying and hilarious!
Review: I have only one question after reading this book, how did he ever graduate from Yale?This is President Bush at his terrifyingly inept best! suppose you could say that he warned us. "I do know I'm ready for the job.
And if not, that's just the way it goes."
quote by George W. Bush Take heart, even if he never manages to help you put food on the table, I'm sure he'll keep his promise and help you put "food on your family" instead!
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Summary: Democrats (Zip it !!!)
Review: George W. Bush is the best commander in chief, plus, he's a Godly leader; whose has done more for this country in the past 3 years, then Bill Clinton has done his entire life. He has protected this country from terrorists,(which is more than I can say about Clinton) and I'm proud and honored that he's my president. I would read any book written by George W. Bush. Where are all the REPUBLICANS!!!
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Summary: Be afraid! Be very afraid!
Review: While some of the quotes are definitely out of context, it's no more nasty in intent than (oh, let's say Limbaugh's "America Held Hostage!" [stuff] we had for eight years). More importantly, this is more evidence of why we really should fear for the future of our wonderful country when a desgrace like this is running the show! God save America (because Bush sure can't).
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Summary: Kind of scary..
Review: When W was elected, I thought that the most blatant display of his ineffectiveness as a leader would be his constant errors in public speaking engagements. What I have come to realize during the last two years is that while quite telling, this book doesn't even begin to address the real problems that come with having Bush as our nation's leader. The book is funny, if you can read it without remembering that this man is making decisions about a war whose justifications he cannot articulate.
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Summary: What a hoot!
Review: Who'd have guessed that someone with this level of "Wisdom" could be elected to run this country? Want another good one? Read "Is Our Children Learning". It's a real eye-opener!
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Summary: Hilarious!
Review: Even though George Bush has said some rather hilarious and silly things, he doesn't even come close to what Canada's prime minister has said. Regardless of whether or not you're a Republican supporter or hater, this is a humorous book for when you're bored.
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Summary: THE FOOL ON THE HILL... MY GOD, THIS MAN IS FUNNY!!!
Review: You know what's funnier than Shrub? That we're probably all gonna get what we deserve. Shrub isn't just the corrupt illiterate politician we all know and love. HE IS US! Yes he is. What's even funnier- he's gonna get reelected by a nation that gets it's News from Howard Stern and Rush Limbaugh, and can't read or think for itself. You know what?- neither can Dubya!! Ha. haha. I bet he's watching THE BACHELOR and choking on a pretzel, right now. Jedi Master Yoda said, "Indeed, the TV Generation leader, he is." YOU AIN'T SEEN NUTHIN' YET, FOLKS. Get ready as Dubya leads us straight into Armagiddeon. I can't wait to hear what he has to say about radiation sickness from that smart bomb everyone's worried about. I'm sure it'll be pithy. My Commander and Chief... I think I'll keep him. Here's a funny one from the Shrubmeister- "Fool me once, shame on me....uh, we won't get fooled again." (Should read-"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." HIGH-LARIOUS!! THIS GUY IS PRICELESS!! I'd blow liquid out my nose, but I can't afford the milk.
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Summary: A satisfying reminder of why Al Gore won the popular vote
Review: This is a deceptively simple book that must be read by everyone. It reveals the lunacy that our democracy has become. We are the world's laughingstock under the leadership of a clown. What is left to do but laugh?
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